April Fool’s Day

I am going to be appointed to a different church in July.

Nicole and I are expecting a child.

We bought a new car.

There is a spider in your hair.

As far as I know, only one of the above is true. So choose the best as an April Fool’s Day message from me to you.

Which is your favorite?

By Andrew Conard

Christian, husband, son, brother, homeowner

8 replies on “April Fool’s Day”

Actually, except for the spider allegation (which, by the way, I just checked), all of them could be true, since most of the statements are not sufficiently time-specific for the truly obsessive!

i don’t like spiders.

one time, in seminary, there was a spider in my room. and it was a little too big for me to get close to kill… so i went to your room, but both you and adam were in class. so was rahel. there was no one else up on my floor (in straughn) except Nicole, so I asked her if she could do me a HUGE favor by ridding of this spider that was parading around my desk in my room.
she brought her slipper, and BAM, and then picked it up with a tissue and threw it away.

i will forever be grateful.

Two of them would be fun and great, the others not so much.

To show how gullible I can be, I read the first statement and my split-second reaction before I connected things logically in my mind with your blog title and today’s date was “What! No way! Really? Where? Is Nicole staying at Resurrection? but they just bought a house! Will they have to sell it? How come I’m finding this out on Andrew’s blog?”

Good one. Happy April 1st!

Even though you titled this “April Fools day”, I totally shrieked and started shaking and my head like a wild woman.

Hey – I like your new site.

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